Kevin came home from elementary school one day...
...with a smile and exclaimed, "Dad! I got the highest score in class on the math test!"
"That's because you're from Louisiana, son!" The father replies.
The next day, Kevin returns from school again with excitement in his voice.
"Dad, guess what!?!" he says happily. "I can spell more words than anyone else in class!"
"That's because you're from Louisiana, son!" he responds again.
Again the next day, Kevin returns home with glee.
"Dad! I can read faster than anyone in class. Is that because I'm from Louisiana too?" he asks.
"That's right son!" his father tell him.
The following day, Kevin returns home with more good news.
"Dad! I was looking around the showers after gym class, and I have the biggest fire hose in the class! Is that also because I'm from Louisiana?" Kevin wonders.
His father turns to him and says, "No Kevin, that's because you're 18."
"That's because you're from Louisiana, son!" The father replies.
The next day, Kevin returns from school again with excitement in his voice.
"Dad, guess what!?!" he says happily. "I can spell more words than anyone else in class!"
"That's because you're from Louisiana, son!" he responds again.
Again the next day, Kevin returns home with glee.
"Dad! I can read faster than anyone in class. Is that because I'm from Louisiana too?" he asks.
"That's right son!" his father tell him.
The following day, Kevin returns home with more good news.
"Dad! I was looking around the showers after gym class, and I have the biggest fire hose in the class! Is that also because I'm from Louisiana?" Kevin wonders.
His father turns to him and says, "No Kevin, that's because you're 18."
