denverc

Just diagnosed with lung cancer. All I need is a bunch of prayer warriors to pray for me and help me make it through this. Thanks and God Bless.????????????

"There was a sign at the station nearby my house that said, 'We take Visa, Mastercard, Discover Card, and American Express.' After I filled up they took my Visa, Master Card, my Discover Card, and my American Express.

Mick and Sean had been drinking buddies for many years.After having a couple of beers at the pub, Mick says to Sean,“We’ve been buddies for years and if I should die before you, could you do me a favor? Get a bottle of good whiskey and pour it over me grave, and let it soak into the soil I’m buried under.”Sean replied, “I would be glad to do that for me oldest friend. Would it be OK if I passed it through me bladder first?”

Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose billionaire husband died. The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband's fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man.So, she walked into a bar and announced to all the men that she had inherited billions of dollars and would marry the guy with the biggest package.Now of course this woman wasn't all that in the looks department, as a matter of fact she looked more like a shriveled prune then a human being. But, the guys didn't care because they knew this old lady would croak soon and they would get all that money.The woman then told the men to stiff themselves up to full erection and put it up on a long table. They did what she said. All of a sudden, two gay guys walked into the bar, looked at the table and said "Mmmmnnn! A buffet!"