So I’m driving home this evening, and I see this dog running around the road close by the house and he has a collar. He’s clearly someone’s well-loved pet, so I stop, pick him up, call the owner and the man says “oh you found my dog? Want to just keep him?” And then starts laughing at his own joke. SIR I AM NOT THE RIGHT PERSON TO JOKE WITH ABOUT OWNING MORE DOGS CAUSE I’LL DO IT. I got 4 already :P
