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Joe was feeling rotten..he was losing weight rapidly despite eating his normal diet.
His wife cajoled him to go to the Doctor.
With trepidation,and fearing the worst, he attended an appointment on the Tuesday morning.
The Doctor prodded and poked.
"Tell me the worst Doc, It's Cancer or Ebola, or both?" said Joe.
"Joe, I think it's just a worm"
"Here's what I want you to do"
"Go home and take a peeled hard boiled egg and insert it into your bum"
"Ten minutes later (ten minutes exactly) insert a Mars Bar into your bum"
"Repeat this the following day and come back here with a hard boiled egg on Friday morning...ok?"
Joe thought that the Doc had lost his marbles but agreed to do as he said.
Joe arrived at the surgery on Friday,a hard boiled egg in his hand.
"Ok Joe onto the bed, trousers down and bum in the air" said the Doc.
The Doctor eased the egg into Joe's bum and waited.
Ten minutes elapsed and suddenly a huge worm showed it's ugly face out of Joe's bum..."Where's my Mars Bar?" it screamed
The Doctor picked up a baseball bat and promptly dispatched the worm with a mighty 'Thwakkkkkkkkk'
"Ok Joe, go home and start regaining some of that lost weight"
Who needs expensive drugs when we have Eggs and Mars Bars....Oh and a baseball bat?
Happy Easter everyone.:)